Belle De Nos Jours

I know I’m leering, but my god Billie Piper is sexy as Belle De Jour. And I know I’ve mentioned this before, but as my post below suggests, I’m notably lacking in women in my life. So I’m stealing cheap thrills from attractive women on the flickering screen, and Billie is the most gorgeous there is. She’s superb in the role too, all knowing sexuality and earthiness, combined with absolutely breathtaking sexiness and a certain vulnerability. I saw her on the stage once, acting alongside her new husband (the lucky swine), and her understated performance was’nt sufficiently stagey – She’s a TV girl, and wow, she’s good. 

Women

I’m single right now. I’ve slept alone for 62 nights and felt every last one. I have no significant other, I touch no-one and no-one touches me (apart from the woman I met at Vauxhall Station in last Friday’s strange episode – check it out below).

Despite this, women still warm my days. I feel a visceral pleasure when I meet an attractive woman. I feel it when watching TV. I’ve been transfixed by Billie Piper as Belle Du Jour. I look at her gorgeous exaggerated features and absurdly sexy body and just luxuriate in this virtual and vicarious pleasure. I’m like a cat squirming in a shaft of sunlight and for a moment, I’m blissfully happy. 

Asha Tanna

So every once in a while you’re watching TV and an unfamiliar face leaps out at me. All my ‘new man’ pretences fall away, my mouth drops to the floor and I’m transfixed. It’s a gorgeous person reading the news. My first instinct is to ogle. Once she leaves my screen (note how I’m personalising it – She’s being broadcast to a million screens, but she’s on mine…) my second instinct kicks in – Time to Google her…

Of course the internet has spawned many a news readers ogle fest fan club. The most famous of which is the intellectual and gorgeous French newsreader Melissa Theriault

So today I found myself watching the Sharks and Nazis fest that is Channel 5 in the UK. The news bulletin was presented by a lady called Asha Tanna. And let me tell you, there are none so gorgeous. It’s her smouldering eyes that do it. Better still, she’s so new to TV that there’s no internet campaign, array of YouTube vids, topless on the beach paparazzi shots or porn listing domain squatters. Yet. She’s more than welcome to enjoy a cup of tea round at my bachelor pad, any time of the day or night.